Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

What if your future child can time travel and came back in time because you died and they wanted to know you so now they’re a part of your life and you don’t even know it.

(Source: apriki, via g-iggle)

‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy?

(Source: theinexplicablecat, via g-iggle)

satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be crocs
satan: let there be twilight
satan: let there be math